January 25, 2006
Things I Have Learned By Reading Gossip Columns
If you are handsome, clever, and rich - or at least handsome and rich (poor, homely girls need cleverness more than you) - dancing on the floor is not for you. You, fabulous creature, dance on tables, banquettes, sofas or some other elevated platform or pedestal. The floor is there for your admirers, hangers-on, gawkers, and rivals.