January 20, 2006
Given all the fake writers in the news lately, I am obligated to disclose that the bulk of the last post was not of my own composition. A quick search engine query will prove that the text came from a press release for a fairly famous celebrity couple that split up around this time last year.
I throw myself upon your mercy, Reader, and beg for your forgiveness. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a stint in rehab to do before I resume my career as a supermodel. And by supermodel, I mean librarian.