January 29, 2005
Marco: What is it, something about being eaten by Alsatians?
Me: I think it's "dying alone and being found half-eaten by Alsatians."* That's from Bridget Jones, you know.
M: Is it?
Me: ...You know what Alsatians are, right?
M: People from Alsace?
Me: No, German Shepherds.
*The full line from the novel: "And having lived a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of Chardonnay, finally die fat and alone and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians."