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October 23, 2003

Guess I'm Going to Burn

Christina Blogs for Jesus - "Hi my name is Christina and I am a 14 year old home school student and I am going to blog for our lord and savior Jesus Christ since he is in heaven and there is no internet in heaven since internet is mostly filthy porn and athiest places that dont get into heaven." [via BoingBoing]

She's only 14, we'll forgive her for having her head up His ass.

Yours, &c., LC | 10:42 AM | Sundries | Comments (4) | TrackBack (0)

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It's actually a rather clever hoax.

"An article ... suggests Rush Limbaugh turned to painkillers to dull the emotional pain suffered during the Clinton Era.

I know whenever I get overly excited or sad about something my mom gives me some of her prescription pills too, so I see how this could be an easy trap to fall into for sensitive, thoughtful people like Rush and I. But I think it is OK, because emotional pain is real pain and they make it so I can focus on praying easier, which is a good thing."

But on a more serious note, all these religious people saying "atheist" like it was a bad thing or something. What is up with that?

Posted by: Frankenstein at October 23, 2003 02:21 PM

Damn. You mean I was supposed to actually read the site closely to figure that out? After I see signs of rabid religious fervor, I kind of lose interest in what the person actually thinks, because you know you're not dealing with someone rational.

Posted by: LadyCrumpet at October 23, 2003 04:55 PM

It's really just a hoax? Phewwww! A-men, haleluh. People can get so pervert when they're bored.

Posted by: mademoiselle a. at October 24, 2003 08:47 AM

I was all sucked in too. Then, I remembered that the majority of children are brighter than the majority of adults. Ergo: this scenario must have been unlikely indeed, and I've proven my own point about the intelligence/age correlation by actually believing this story was true. :( I'm a doorknob, yep. Anyone for cookies? I'm still scared and I would like some comfort food to shake off the lingering unpleasant remnants... :)

Posted by: Sulkbrarian at October 25, 2003 01:44 AM