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July 29, 2003

You mean a date is just a date?

German scholar: the Qur'an mistranslated; promises of raisins, not virgins, in afterlife What a cruel, just joke it would be on suicide bombers, if this scholar's contention turns out to be correct. Paradise would be full of "white raisins" and "juicy fruits" instead of teeming, virginal lubriciousness.

Yours, &c., LC | 11:54 AM | Sundries | Comments (1)

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Aaahahaha - I should follow the news more closely. Everytime I drop by, I am reminded, oh man. Ahhh, someone hand me a cumbric tissue...too good news *sigh*. Imagine all the martyrs gone to paradise, suffocating from raisins...aaahahaha!

Posted by: mademoiselle a. at August 3, 2003 02:32 PM