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September 17, 2002

There's a Ruby Tuesday near

There's a Ruby Tuesday near my apartment. Since last September it's had patriotic messages on its marquee - United We Stand, God Bless America, etc. So last week Scott and I drove by and there was a new message: We Remember the Heros of 9/11.

I know what they meant but I kept thinking hoagies and submarine sandwiches, because that's the kind of twisted thinking that pollutes my brain. It's since been corrected - we're guessing it was probably a teenager who put the letters up, but it just as easily could've been an adult who thinks "its" and "it's" are interchangeable.

Yours, &c., LC | 12:43 PM |