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September 18, 2002

Ah, the perils of

image of Veruca Salt

Ah, the perils of the workplace - office politics, asinine rules, leftover food. I went to the coffee station to get a refill, and found a platter of cookies right there for the taking. I might have summoned the will to resist, but a chocolate white chocolate chip beckoned me, so richly dark and tempting against the pristine white surface of the platter. Half a second's hesitation, and it was mine. I was good enough to let Liz know of the available treasure trove, but only after I'd claimed the crown cookie, because deep down I aspire to be Veruca Salt, the uber-bitch from Willie Wonka.

Yours, &c., LC | 03:41 PM |